Awkae
April 18, 2025
Useless People: Elon Musk
Elon Musk didn't 'build' shit. He inherited apartheid emerald mines, exploits workers, and hoards billions while Tesla employees piss in bottles to meet quotas.
A manchild cosplaying as Tony Stark, but just a fascist-coddling ego-drunk parasite. Billionaires don’t innovate, they steal labor, dodge taxes, and burn the planet for profit, period. Time to Marie Antoinette these fuckers. Guillotines optional but encouraged.
Billionaires Are Parasites — Elon Musk is Their King
Elon Musk is capitalism’s perfect clown: a billionaire brat who treats humans like personal resources. Tesla factories? Sweatshops with a Silicon Valley sheen, where workers face racist abuse, crippling injuries, and poverty wages, all while Musk tweets memes about “work ethic.” SpaceX? A taxpayer-funded vanity project to escape Earth after he’s finished strip-mining it. Twitter? A $44 billion tantrum to silence critics and platform Nazis, firing thousands to squeeze “efficiency” from the rubble.
His wealth isn’t earned, it’s extracted. During the pandemic, Musk’s net worth ballooned by 1,000% while his workers risked COVID for crumbs. He dodges $4 billion in taxes annually, laughs at labor laws, and crushes unions with union-busting thugs. His “genius”? A myth. Tesla’s tech was built by engineers; SpaceX’s rockets by NASA subsidies. Musk is just a hype-man with a god complex, screaming about Mars as his factories poison Earth.
Billionaires are economic vampires—useless, greedy, and morally bankrupt. They exist solely to privatize gains and socialize suffering. Musk’s “success” is a crime scene: child labor in cobalt mines, communities poisoned by lithium extraction, and a carbon footprint rivaling small nations. He embodies capitalism’s core truth: the richer the parasite, the more workers bleed.
Ah! Ça Ira
We need a French Revolution for the 21st century. Storm the Bastilles of Silicon Valley. Seize Tesla factories and turn them into community-owned green transit hubs. Nationalize SpaceX’s rockets to launch climate science, not ego trips. Tax every dime Musk stole into free healthcare and housing. But remember: the Bourbons weren’t toppled by polite debate. They were dragged from their palaces.
Organize wildcat strikes. Sabotage his supply chains. Burn shareholder contracts. Make his consumers feel fear. The proletariat built Musk’s empire, we can dismantle it. Guillotines can be more than a metaphor. Billionaires fear one thing: our collective power. Let’s give them nightmares.
